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I am Sam, Sam I am, and I have tried and like green eggs and ham. I am a fan of the Harry Potter series. I like art and food and stuff. See the little link just below here? Well, of course you do, you have eyes! clickady clack that button and type something, a story, a secret, a question, ANYTHING! I'm not picky. So, pretty please click it, or if the appearance of the please makes no difference to you, please click it, just as long as it gets clicked, it's desperate for some attention :)

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Meanwhile, in the library…

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Go to Google. Type in “askew.”

peevesthepoltergeist:

devonwood:

I DON’T LIKE THIS.

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the-absolute-best-gifs:

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A dog guarding his masters bike….So cute. You guys have to watch it. OMG and the ending.

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wrotten:

under the booty

under the sea vs. ms. new booty

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im-in-wonderland:

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lizawithazed:

I hold you in high esteem if you get this joke.

I literally laughed for 6 minutes at this.

Didn’t get it until my sister pointed it out..

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also-also:

What I saw:

Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean – 10 Hips Don't Lie

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thirty-seconds-to-pigfarts:

i-take-the-tardis-to-hogwarts:

wittyob:

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This fits perfect, yeah? azbndguioash

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niallhoranismybaby:

i can’t even begin to tell you how much i love this part! <3

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I Am Number Four Blu-Ray Gag Reel Bloopers

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